My Sitcom with Kevin James (King James Version)

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Alternate mix of the b-side to "Hackbreaker."


I’m the brightest star in town
Nothing’s gonna get me down
I got it all

My show it airs on ABC
At 9pm you can look for me
With Kevin James on the big stage

What kind of money am I on? (what kind of money am I on??)
What kind of drugs do I want?

The show debuts with a big push
The ratings king of the Tuesday rush
I got it all

Week two comes and the ratings slide
Cancellation rumors fly
And Kevin James is MIA

What kind of money am I on?
What kind of drugs do I want?
What kind of money am I on?
What kind of drugs do I want?

And now my agent won’t return my calls
And there’s nothing I can do at all
But give one last middle finger to the fast-dispersing hordes
Maybe dial up the numbers for the sisters of the poor


from Birds of North America [Feral Parrots Edition], released April 6, 2019
Words by Adrian. Music by Adrian/Gabe/Gregory/Matt. Catboat Music© 2018.


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Adrian Morse Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Adrian creates songs stitched from historical yarns, literary scenes, and relatable blunders of personal experience. A veteran of countless musical missteps, unrealized bands, and aborted projects, his recent works include an acoustic LP and a series of increasingly unpopular releases with the power pop band Readership. He resides in Philadelphia and has a nice cat (who even has his own song). ... more

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